even the dark lord didn’t like peter pettigrew
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
wait so if percy is son of the sea god is he like fish jesus
i’m so done
let fish jesus set you free.
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
i guess you could say that my life's a mess, but i'm still
looking pretty in this dress.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
There once was this time when I drew Remus/Sirius and I haven’t even read/watched Harry Potter.
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”
Link here: [x]
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun