wearelosechesters:

even the dark lord didn’t like peter pettigrew

mudslinginfarmgirl:

I love everything in this

jeffersonshatt:

can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second

because i just

cannot

sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home

mrscalypsojackson:

chasingmclean:

mrscalypsojackson:

wait so if percy is son of the sea god is he like fish jesus

i’m so done

let fish jesus set you free. 

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

i guess you could say that my life's a mess, but i'm still 
looking pretty in this dress.

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

perplexingly:

There once was this time when I drew Remus/Sirius and I haven’t even read/watched Harry Potter.

littlescoundrels:

captain swan + objects

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

velvetlovepocket:

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”
Link here: [x]

airstreamrally:

#I love the way he taps kirk’s shoulder  #light but insistent patters #PATTERPATTERPATTERPATTER  #KEPTIN KIRK KEPTIN KIRK PATTER PATTER  #god you’re just  #the cutest  

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun